seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

killtheweirdkid:

next time you unfollow someone for having a bad day and venting on their blog remember to be perfect for the rest of your life

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

(via its-gunna-be-a-long-way-to-happy)

danielstudges:

Imagine the referee during the Liverpool vs Real Madrid matches

YOU GET A YELLOW CARD, RAMOS

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YOU GET A YELLOW CARD, BALOTELLI

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LUCAS, PEPE, SKRTEL, YELLOW CARDS FOR YOU TOO

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YELLOW CARDS FOR EVERYBODY

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milesjai:

all-brawn-no-brain:

the-girl-who-laughed:

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THIS IS HILARY DUFF.

THIS QUEEN BUILT DISNEY CHANNEL AND DIDN’T HAVE A SAD, DISAPPOINTING DOWNSPIRAL.

SHE IS THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT AND NOW SHE’S A HAPPILY MARRIED MOTHER.

THAT’S HOW ITS DONE.

CAN I ALSO ADD THAT SHE BATTLED ANOREXIA AND BEAT IT ALL TO HELL

“THE ONLY DISNEY STAR THAT GOT IT RIGHT”????

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terahertz:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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